tomlinsarse: i’m about to cry my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches then he started to cry and ran off and yelled they all...
touristintheghetto: Small Black-Despicable Dogs...
confession: I have a huge model crush on Ryan...
So I opened pandora's box of fanfiction
I QUIT. I QUIT FANFICTION IT SUCKS AND WASTES MY DAY. GAHSAJDF;LKAJFL;SAJGAR;KALFA S;FJAKRAW; KL
~post racial society y'all!!~~
Reporter: What is the worst thing anybody has said to you?
Jourdan Dunn: A make-up artist said, "I don't feel comfortable doing her make-up because I'm white and she's black." Then she started doing it anyway and I said, "I'd rather you didn't."
I hate my period.
I’m so depressed and serious right now. -sigh-
sometimes I get really depressed.
I get really depressed about stuff like, not being able to achieve dreams because I’m so preoccupied with other things/activities. & then I get really depressed about my photography being shit [it is btw, it’s not amazing like others who are like half my age now. god I feel so old.] & I suck at sewing and building models and stuff like that. & I’m not amazing in...
ellopoppett: rubywhiterabbit: My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying. BAHAHAHAHAHA OH...
You will always be judged, whether it’s a statement you made, the way you dress, the way you speak, just the way you exist you’ll be judged, misjudged, stereotyped, and looked down upon. Once you come to terms that you will be judged, whether it’s positive or negative, you start to brush things off a lot more easily. …especially the negative judgements. Knowing that there...
found out i'm gone in 2 weeks rather than...
woke up thinking DISNEYLAAAAAAND!!! and I GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOOOOOOM!! there was a cop at the door. He rang the door, banged on the door for like, 20 seconds or something, and then tried to open the door/jingling it. OH MY GOD TRYING TO OPEN THE DOOR IS OBTRUSIVE. ACK! couldn’t necessarily open the door since I had no pants on. and stranger danger. Picked up Nick. got $5...
I'm a good man in a storm: the common sense guide... →
So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity: IN THE EVENT OF AN...
The problem, often not discovered until late in life, is that when you look for...– Neil deGrasse Tyson (via ellopoppett)
dinner with angela & julia :)
Had pinkberry & chipotle with Angela & Julia. THEY’RE SO CUTE! and they’re so full of compliments too. It was fantastic. Wish I could have taken a picture but whatever, I’ll take a picture later in the week with them. <3
brucebannerisms: i hate when they change the styles for book covers in the middle of a series.
hedislimanefortarget: ‘Die In Your Arms’ |...
meh one of my pet peeves is when people keep on...
I can take rainchecks. But it’s hard to do so when you keep on giving me rainchecks that I’m just like ‘do you even want to hang out with me?’ -___________- these past few days have been such a fail. everyone bailed. :T
I had this really great dream with a yellow...
I forgot most of it, but I was back in my high school and I was told to remember my locker combination. [whoa. INCPETION?!] I don’t remember most of it but I opened the locker. There were a lot of papers in it and I was supposed to empty my locker. ha. and then I was in this yellow submarine thing where I was able to control it. I guess it’s one of those mini submarines where spies...
Avengers pick up lines:
Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
justinchoe: throwbaaaaaaacck. one call...